Total Dick Also Nordic Skier

Elkhorn resident Steve Svensen is an asshole. He's also a dedicated Nordic skier and wants you to know there's a real live human underneath the speedsuit.

"A lot of people think I'm just some lycra-clad dipshit who cut in front of them at Atkinsons to grab a sack full of brussel sprouts and grassfed quinoa milk" says Svensen. "Well, I've got feelings too even if the only ones I can express are mild anger and sociopathic narcissism."